Title: Deluxe Edition, VI Challenge: Monster Book of Monsters Word Count: 100
Emergency Peregrine Falcon Post to the offices of Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.:
YOU SENT ME THE MONSTER BOOK OF MONSTERS YOU DUNDERHEADS!!!!!!! IT ATE MY COFFEE TABLE!!!!!! YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY SOLICITORS!!!!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
S. Snape
Dear Professor Snape:
Accept our profoundest apologies! Several boxes of our Deluxe Professional Edition of The Monster Book of Monsters were mislabeled by a new staffer in our Shipping Department. This individual has been reassigned to our division in Ulan Bator for remedial training.
Enclosed please find a claim form from our insurance adjuster. Again, our apologies.