ratherbrightred (ratherbrightred) wrote in snack_attack, @ 2008-01-31 07:46:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: femmenerd, author: ratherbrightred, severus/sirius |
much love for the snack attack
Dearest snackkers,
I've been thrilled by this community, and although I have been crazy busy and unable to do ANYTHING with my e-life except watch it sail past, I will post my most recent (and only!) snack effort for you lovelies--please note that it's not quite what you might expect. I tried to make it pretty explicit in the notes. Have a happy friending frenzy! Sometime when I can catch a breath I will come back here and get all friend-happy. My IJ certainly needs to expand its social circle--it's at the "stay home with cats and tea" level right now!
Sexing the Pumpkin: a love story (SS/SB, porny, long)
Stealth!Snape* is the love child of femmenerd and myself. I really wanted Snape to get with a girl here. But he doesn't, he ends up with the next best thing, Sirius Black. I'm completely in love with stealth!Snape and would happily write him in like a million other scenarios, but this is the one that happened. Let's see…within you will find voyeurism, various explicit sexual encounters, character death that you already knew was coming & related angst, DH spoilers (sort of), drugs, alcohol, some very disgusting though only occasionally explicit moments involving bodily fluids of all varieties…and more! I guess this is somewhere within OoTP, though I doubt I conform to anything remotely logical re timelines, etc. Sirius found his dating quiz on Cosmopolitan.com.
Disclaimer: Of course this didn't happen & I don't own them. Apologies all around…but…you know, I want to apologize to Jeannette Winterson waaaay more than I want to apologize to JKR & friends.
*If you don't know what stealth!Snape means, I'll tell you what it means! Living stealth means that you're passing as a one gender when you were born biologically something else. In this story, Snape passes as a man but he was born female. But you're not simply passing--you're completely off the radar--nobody knows you are transsexual, you attract no attention, you don't go about wearing Transexual Menace T-shirts, you don't flash your cunt at Gay Pride marches--you just live your life, stealthily.