Slythindor

Original poster: sesheta_66

Title:    The New and Improved Harry Potter
Author:    sesheta_66
Rating:   14A-ish
Pairing:   HP/DM
Summary:   Harry enters seventh year with confidence. 
Challenge:   "I dare you, I fucking double dare you" (Pulp fiction); "Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?" (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery); or "You should be kissed - and often, and by someone who knows how." (Gone with the Wind)
Word Count:   1059
Warnings:   No beta. All mistakes are mine. Feel free to point them out.
A/N:    The plot bunny took over, and wanted all three quotes incorporated, so they’re all here. X-posted to slythindor100,  harrydraco, harry_draco
Disclaimer:    HP world belongs to JK Rowling. No money made by me - I am only playing.

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