sassy_cissa (sassy_cissa) wrote in slythindor100, @ 2007-06-15 12:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | double entendre fun, double entendre fun friday |
Sweet or not so sweet misconceptions
Original poster: chibidraco
Title: Sweet or not so sweet misconceptions
Rating: PG
Word Count: 959
Pairing: H/D & Ron/Hermione
Prompt: Double Entendre Fun. "Are you sure this isn't a joke?" from ruinithil
Summary: Ron and Hermione's home needs to undergo rennovations, Harry offers to let them stay in his house until their done. Whats Draco going to have to say about this?
“So he said yes, just like that , just yes”
“Pretty much Ron, what did you think he was going to do?” Harry answered not really understanding the root of Ron’s newest emotional outburst.
“So you told the Slytherin that you were inviting your two best friends who happen to be Gryffindors to stay at your house while they did renovations on ours and , he just happily agreed? Are you sure this isn’t a joke?” Ron insisted
“He wasn’t jumping for joy Ron, but he didn’t mind. It’s my house too you know” Harry reminded him in exasperation
“Fine but only for a week. Then even if they haven’t finished the renovations on the house , we’ll stay at my moms” Ron insisted
“Come on Ron , it will be fun” Harry assured him with a wide smile
X x x X x x X
“You really don’t mind?” Harry asked reclined on their bed
“No, is it really that hard to believe?” Draco answered from beneath the towel he was using to dry his hair
“I didn’t think so but after talking to Ron , you did seem to be giving in really easily” Harry shrugged “you usually have me begging and owing you favors”
“Feeling charitable I guess” the blonde said lazily making his way toward the bedroom door
“Where are you going?” Harry asked curiously
“To make myself a snack”
“and whats the miracle your not calling a house elf?” he teased
“I sent them away for the week, you really think I’d have the help around with Granger all to eager to put them out of work?” Draco shook his head “That girls a menace”
X x x X x x X
Ron knew that the blond git was up to something, could feel it in the very tips of his fingers. On Monday he showed them into the house all fake politeness while he was secretly scheming, then left them to "relax" until Harry came home from work.
He brought delicious pastries at the nearby bakery, at least they looked delicious but Ron knew better than to taste the ones offered to him. He warned Hermione that he probably jinxed them with donkey tail growing properties, but his girlfriend scoffed and told him to stop being crazy. He watched with envy at the ease in which she ate those mouth watering creations, so gone in her delusion it was safe. ‘poor girl’
“Weasley, are you sure you don’t want any?” Malfoy had asked
“No” he had nodded stiffly, staying strong in the face of temptation
Hermione dared to laugh at him when late into the evening nothing had happened to her , he told her that it must be slow acting so give it a couple days and then they’d see who’d be laughing.
Then came the huge monstrosity they called a bed. It was too fancy and if the house elves weren’t around to work then who made the bed? Malfoy that’s who and he was sure to have hexed the sheets to itch and irritate.
So Ron was smart , he slept curled up on the arm chair. Sure ,his legs hung over the side and reached the floor but at least he was saved the discomfort of the bed. In the morning Hermione guaranteed him with a dreamy smile that had been the best sleep of her life.
She even insisted they buy one of their own. He could barely respond with more than a grown from the pain in his back but he was satisfied not to have played into Malfoy’s ploy.
And on and on it went. Malfoy almost had him with a pass to his private box for the World Quidditch cup, but Ron knew it was all a lie. It was probably fake and he wanted him to make a fool of himself when he went and they turned him away.
Until, it was their last night there. He had made it so far but he couldn’t begin celebrating now, he had to be even more alert now that Malfoy was running out of time. So he stayed awake the entire night.
‘That will show him’
X x x X x x X
“Did you really set out to do something to Ron?” Harry asked his boyfriend while they shared a shower. That morning he had seen his friends out, helping Hermione half drag, half carry an almost comatose Ron to their enchanted car.
Draco lathered the shampoo in his hands and began to work through Harry’s dark locks “No, I have better things to do than form evil plots to torment Gryffindors you know.”
“It didn’t seem that way in school” Harry reminded him
“Harry, its been five years, we’ve all grown up a little. Its about time we stop those childish games don’t you agree?” Draco asked leading him under the water to rinse the suds from his hair.
“Ok, I guess that makes sense” Harry acknowledged bringing Draco close starting to plant kisses along his jaw line and neck.
“Plus, it was so much easier to have him do it to himself.” Draco admitted beginning to laugh
“The weasel was so caught up worrying about what I had in store for him that he made his own life miserable. Brilliant, I couldn’t have planned it any better”
“Draco, that was horrible. I mean really Hermione had to drag him out of here” Harry chastised but Draco just kept laughing
“I’m going to have to spank you if you keep acting like a child Draco” he joked but his eyes widened as Draco plastered himself against him
“A spanking huh? the day just got better” the blond said coyly into Harry’s ear .
A/N: Ok, so I survived by first go at Double Entendre Fun hopefully you guys did too :)
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