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[08 Jul 2022|02:35pm] |
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I'd love some additional Critical Role PSLs for Vax, Gilmore, Percy, Caleb, Yash, or Orym. Canon or cross-canon from similar fandoms are equally loved.
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| [IC:] need a *convincing* fake date in front of everybody? m4m (or f at 5x price ;)) |
[08 Jul 2022|08:46pm] |
did you tell everyone you have a boyfriend?
again? why do you keep doing this, it's super weird.
nobody in your life will tell you that ^^^ and now you need to slap a bandaid on the situation and you turned to craislist to do that.
i would love to be your bandaid.
qualifications:
-6’
-decent bone structure, terrible diction
-moms love me
-4 years of school for acting, little bit of dance on the side, they did not help my mush mouth
-can riff on any story you prompt to make it seem like we have some great inside jokes
-can definitely access a suit with notice, otherwise you're gonna be getting business casual.
-i'm fun, you'll probably want to be friends after and we can both pretend that wasn't my initial goal anyway. what if we even have chemistry? you can’t pass this up, man!
-not the craigslist killer, they caught that guy
i'm bored, you have $50*, let's make some magic happen**.
available virtually anytime but super free this weekend.
*or an equivalent amount of tequila
**i can do some card tricks if you’re really literal but present me with a tophat and rabbit at your own risk
+do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
[Unless you’re doing it OOC in my screened!]
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