Alright kids. It’s that time! The dinosaurs are here! Panic! Chaos!
As you all know, Drake here is premade #23 (the badass who, shockingly, dies really early). Now he’s not going to die here as he’s done nothing of note (at all!), so bring me your lines! Damsels in distress, dudes in dire situations. What have you got so that he can come running in, invisible cape fluttering out behind him, and save the day simply so that people love him so I can laugh evilly all through killing him next time around.