Air Unzbuzzler (alwaysasnapefan) wrote in sirius100, @ 2008-04-08 11:03:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: alwaysasnapefan, prompt 3: exposed |
Laughter is the Best Punishment
Title: Laughter is the Best Punishment
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: #3: Exposed
Word Count: 300
Pairing (if any): Mentions of Sirius/James.
Disclaimer: Sirius Black, Lily and James Potter, and Severus Snape belong to Jo.
Notes: No alcohol. Just old pictures in the attic.
Laughter is the Best Punishment
He heard laughter, frowning as he moved on up to the attic to see who it was that was in James and Lily's house unannounced. He was stunned to see it was Severus Snape laughing.
"Snape!" he hissed, slightly startled when Snape only laughed harder upon seeing him. "What've you got there?"
Snape just kept laughing, handing the photo to Sirius.
"Oh fuck."
"More like 'Oh fuck me harder, James!'" Snape chortled.
"Oi!" He grasped the box Snape was near, holding it to himself. "That's private."
"Yes, those are your privates," said Snape, laughing again.
Sirius felt his blood boil.
"Where's Snape?" Lily asked, looking about.
"Oh, he's somewhere, I'm sure," said Sirius, spreading jam on his toast.
"What did you do to him?" she placed her hands on her hips.
"What do you mean?" he batted his long eyelashes, gazing up at her.
"Don't play innocent with me, Black," she said, sighing. "He was helping me clean out the attic."
"Yeah, did an awful lot of cleaning, he did, by laughing at pictures of me and James, completely exposed, going at it—"
"Oh, I see," she said. And then she started giggling as well.
Sirius heaved a sigh.
"I'm already tied up, what more can you do?"
"I'm here to 'apologize'," he said gruffly. "Now go the fuck away."
"I'm not the one here unannounced, unless, of course, Potter wants you all laid out on his bed for his lunch break. Tasty," he said, licking his lips. Then he laughed again at Sirius's shock.
Sirius whipped out his wand. "Look, I've got you tied to the wall, now will you just, for once, stop it with the fucking cackling, you hag?!"
Snape paused for a moment, staring up at the wand digging into his forehead. Then laughed again.