[He grunts himself awake and sits up on a strange couch he definitely didn't fall asleep on the night before and looks around, first checking for restraints because that's the first thing his darling dad or surviving siblings would've tried if they ever kidnapped him, but finding nothing.] Huh. [He reaches out his foot but there doesn't seem to be a magic barrier there either. Well, if they're planning something, he'll wait. This should be interesting.

He makes his way to the kitchen and helps himself to a jar of Nutella, scooping up the spread with his fingers and spooning it into his mouth as he hops up to sit on the counter and wait.]

I am an angel from the heavens and will not be disrespected. Whoever did this to me... Whoever brought me here against my will... My name is Angela. I'm coming to end you.

[Against anyone from any version of BH and teens]
Well, that took a turn for the disturbing. Can we seriously slip some chamomile into the water main? Give those kids pot or something? So high strung.

Is it...always like this?

Hello. I'm not really sure how to start this. I've lived in this city my whole life, but I just noticed this network a few days ago, after a former psych ward patient friend introduced me to it sort of, by saying she was a vampire and not having a pulse and getting me curious enough to look. My name is Laura McCauly and I'm a doctor doing my residency in emergency medicine at [local hospital name]. I'm sure you're not interested in the details of my discovering this network and the entire repertoire of people, places and things I used to believe were fictional, but I did want to introduce myself. If you need medical care beyond whatever you have available now and you're uncomfortable using a hospital, for whatever reason, feel free to contact me.

[Serena]
Okay, I believe you. Can vampires* shit* you drink?

[[ooc: Kayla, this is our new code, when I * it means it was struck out :)]]

[She's running through the abandoned streets in the danger zone shrieking. Buildings are everywhere but there was nowhere to run from fairytales that are real.] "Simon!" [She screams at the top of her lungs.Simon couldn't hear her calling for him either.
]

Simon! [She cries anyway.] Simon!