[Allison is sitting in the middle of a bedroom playing with weapons. She holds up the bow that belongs to her older self.] This is way bigger than my bow!

We've had some new people show up lately, so you might not know about the current threat. There's a man named Clark Luthor [screen shot here] that you're going to want to avoid. He's been killing people. For those who don't know much about Clark, he isn't human. He's a super-powered individual from a planet called Krypton, and no, I'm not making this up. He's here and he's dangerous.

We've been working the last few days on a way to guard against him. [He holds up an amulet -- it's on a simple black chain, and there's a bright green rock dangling from it.] You're going to want one of these, and you're going to want to keep it on your person at all times. Green Kryptonite is something that repels Superman -- and in this case -- the evil version. Its effect is strengthened by magic, which is also a good guard against him.

If you haven't gotten one of the amulets yet, let me know and I'll get one to you.

[Tiny!Clark Luthor]

I have a gift for you. [He holds up another amulet, this one just a small pendant in the shape of an S. It's made of lead. And yes, it's the Superman logo.]

Is there any other safe place to stay besides the Watchtower?

[Leslie]
How are you feeling today, Les?

I don't usually follow this stuff, but most of the Oscar noms this year are a little underwhelming. I do like Birdman. I love it when insanity and cinema come together like that.