Hey, I'm going to get some takeout at the new burger joint, you want something? [Said Backslidey McBackslider with his blunt in his mouth]

[Death Spam]
[He built up the confidence to finally leave the tower again after his last death. He wasn't going to get Chinese though. He knew better. Every time he was about to eat Chinese food, he dies in some gruesome way, or gets mauled. He slipped his rubber blue thinking ball into his pocket, giving it a squeeze before turning the doorknob of his apartment.]

I got this. [He slipped in his headphones and played Wait by M83 on his ipod, then he gripped the handle again, and turned the knob opening the door to the hallway. He walked out and made it to the elevators without freaking out. He can do this, he said in his mind as the gentle music soothed his mind. The blunt was dangling from his mouth and he walked briskly to the front doors and they opened in front of him.

He pulled the ball out of his pocket and tossed it back and forth between hands as he made his way to the Burger Joint. They say it's... to die for.]

[Cook]
Are you kidding me? You give me that whole speech, and now you're selling to Mia. You know what's in there, and you're giving it to her?

[Freddie]
Hey. Can I talk to you?

[Brian]
Hey, this is Scout, I gave you cookies once? Can I ask where you buy your weed?

Yo, you gotta check this out.

Hi, my name's Scout McCall and I'm looking for a mysterious brown haired person who has questions, because I told the Sheriff I would?. I heard there's been a lot of talk about what happened with Andy and people had questions, but I haven't actually seen the questions so...if anyone wants to ask, you can ask me? And just me, so no random comment fights I don't mind answering anything.

Yo, in light of what's been going on I wanted to put this out there for all of y'all. Hang in there.

[3am]
Are you up?

So it's this now, then. I guess beggars can't be choosers.

[Pelafina looks haggard, like she hasn't slept in days. Her eyes are wide and she's panicking.] Everywhere I look. It's all different. They changed everything. [She begins to cry.]

[Forward-dated to 3am tomorrow morning.]
I've been thinking a lot, and I don't think I can do this anymore. I mean, I got mauled for you, I died for you, and I'm pretty sure you don't even know what my middle name is. You don't know anything about me, and you never cared to find out. The sex was great, but it's over. I wish I could say it was fun while it lasted.

[Stiles]
You know when some songs just hit home?

[This song plays in the background from a live band at the restaurant as the camera fades in. Brian is shown in the outfit he wore the day he died, bloodied. He rolls his eyes hard then rubs at his neck, stretching it. He walks over to a local and they hand him their blunt, then he thanks them and approaches the camera.]

Well, I'll be damned.

[ETA: Dahlia (the older)]
Yo, second time around is trippier than the first. We blazing tonight?

Hey, are you coming to school tomorrow?

[Backdated to 3am]
Yo, man. I just wanted to say that video was pretty fucked, so I'm sorry, man.

I get that the point of that video wasn't the music, but that mix was tight. Was that your dads?

[Mom]
[Dad]
[Mommy <333]
[*~Daddy~*]

[WereDad]
My friends invited me out tonight. Can I please please go?

[Grace]
Jeff invited us out.

[Brian; delayed]
Hey, do you feel like drinks tonight?

Anyone want to jam tomorrow?

I went on this whole self-improvement kick this year after my boyfriend broke up with me and Stiles started to refuse to re-start the Love Actually DVD after re-watch number five and so far that's included a lot of SAT Vocab prep and... Pinterest. You know those girls you always see on there who make s'mores inside chocolate chip cookies and wear organic facemasks and do these braid things that don't even seem possible with normal hair? I figured I'd take my first step down that path by making these Christmas cookies since I apparently just missed Christmas here.

I may have some more practicing to do but I don't think they'll taste bad? If anyone wants some cookies I sort of didn't notice that the recipe was for an obnoxiously huge batch. And now we have no more milk So just let me know.

[Teresa and her new roommates]
Especially you guys? Hi, I'm Scout McCall and I hardly knew Teresa before she moved out, which is sad since I think she's the only non-family girl my age I've met since I got here. Do you guys want to hang out some time? I promise not to try to bake in your kitchen.

[Alan and their Lydia]
Are you two going to high school?

[Mr. Stilinski]
...sorry about the kitchen. I'm cleaning! And thank you for letting me stay, it looks like this is already a full house.

[Stileses]
...so this is a long shot, but what are the chances that any of you grew up with me, you know, as a girl, and just didn't see me come in?