[PUBLIC VIDEO]
Hello, everyone!
[You may know her from her confused arrival post, but this is not the Allison Argent everyone knows. She's perfectly made up, impeccably dressed, and with the practiced cheerfulness in her greeting and the way she flicks her hair over one shoulder, she comes off as being more like Lydia than anything.]
So, quick introduction: my name is Allison Argent. Remember it, you might need it later...so long as you're willing to accept my wisdom.
[She's absolutely serious as she says it...but she's equally serious as she wrinkles her nose a little.]
And, as my best friend so often tells me, only a truly wise woman knows herself to be a fool: I'm new, and still learning how to...understand this multidimensional, supernatural stuff. That said? There is some vital information I have to acquire.
[She starts ticking off a list on her fingers.]
Best places to shop, best places to eat, and whether or not those sick people are contagious, because I'm pretty sure I can find a way to make a face mask work with the right outfit if I have to. Oh, and I need the first two double quick, I have a date today.
[Morrighan!Lydia]
You, sweetie, are my victim--I mean date. Be ready in twenty minutes, I expect to have lunch and shopping intel by then.
And this is an abduction, not an invitation. [Your bestie has spoken.]