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In order to do good, one must first ([info]getwicked) wrote in [info]silenstumulosus,
@ 2015-10-13 18:49:00

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Entry tags:aldrif odinsdottir (hevensent), dahlia stilinski (reddahlia), eddy guerra (evileddy), freddie mclair (lookaftryou), genivive sawyer (holdheart), kai parker (cobrakai1972_), luli mcmullen (lulipop), malcolm wright (_fubar), mia thomas (geekwolf), mika samuels (evrythngwrkdout), mika samuels (evrythngwrksout), mini mcguinness (sweetestgirlie), olivia woodcrest (evilolivia), peter parker (spideytingles), ruben ainsworth (tinytruant), stiles stilinski (betababysitter)

Enjoy TFLN


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[info]godutch
2015-10-13 11:19 pm UTC (link)
1. I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.

2. Please tell me you're not on their roof again...

3. He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.

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[info]_fubar
2015-10-13 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I'm not on their roof again.

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2 - [info]godutch, 2015-10-14 01:52 am UTC
2 - [info]_fubar, 2015-10-14 01:53 am UTC
2 - [info]godutch, 2015-10-14 01:56 am UTC
2 - [info]_fubar, 2015-10-14 01:58 am UTC
2 - [info]godutch, 2015-10-14 02:01 am UTC
2 - [info]__fubar, 2015-10-14 02:03 am UTC
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[info]withoutthebite
2015-10-13 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Um, this is...definitely a wrong number. But that does not sound like a good situation, for the record.

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1 - [info]godutch, 2015-10-14 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]withoutthebite, 2015-10-14 03:32 am UTC
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[info]evilchlo
2015-10-13 11:56 pm UTC (link)
You should get a PI to take pictures and send them to him anonymously.

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3 - [info]godutch, 2015-10-14 01:55 am UTC

[info]weredope
2015-10-13 11:23 pm UTC (link)
1) Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
2) Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
3) Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle

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[info]betababysitter
2015-10-13 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Dude, only you.

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2 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-13 11:32 pm UTC
2 - [info]betababystter, 2015-10-13 11:39 pm UTC
2 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-13 11:47 pm UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-13 11:50 pm UTC
2 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 12:02 am UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:07 am UTC
2 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 12:26 am UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:31 am UTC
2 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 02:20 am UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 02:43 am UTC
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[info]melissamcsingle
2015-10-13 11:54 pm UTC (link)
What?
Nope.

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2 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melissamcsingle, 2015-10-14 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 02:29 am UTC
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[info]wears_armani
2015-10-14 03:22 am UTC (link)
I don't want to say that I told you this would happen, but...

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1 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wears_armani, 2015-10-14 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]weredope, 2015-10-16 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wears_armani, 2015-10-16 01:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]weredope, 2015-10-17 04:51 am UTC
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[info]ithinkyoumean
2015-10-14 08:51 pm UTC (link)
...wild night?

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3 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]weredope, 2015-10-16 04:26 am UTC
3 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-16 02:30 pm UTC
3 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]weredope, 2015-10-17 04:50 am UTC

[info]ithinkyoumean
2015-10-13 11:25 pm UTC (link)
1. So I just went to clothing optional bar.

2. My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.

3. Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl

4. Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?

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[info]weredope
2015-10-13 11:33 pm UTC (link)
It's okay, Stiles has dealt with weirder, and it was my fault for drinking with you guys. You match people sip for sip. I should have stopped you.

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4 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-13 11:41 pm UTC
4 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-13 11:48 pm UTC
4 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-13 11:54 pm UTC
4 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 12:06 am UTC
4 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-14 12:10 am UTC
4 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 12:27 am UTC
4 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-14 12:30 am UTC
4 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-14 02:31 am UTC
4 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-14 02:37 am UTC
4 - [info]weredope, 2015-10-16 04:24 am UTC
4 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-16 02:19 pm UTC
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[info]_tightrope_
2015-10-14 01:28 am UTC (link)
I didn't even know they had those.

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1 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-14 02:38 am UTC
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[info]wears_armani
2015-10-14 03:28 am UTC (link)
Are you guys hiring?

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2 - [info]ithinkyoumean, 2015-10-14 03:29 am UTC

[info]couldyounot
2015-10-13 11:30 pm UTC (link)
1) So... How much of our rent is drug money?
2) Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
3) I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.

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[info]reddahlia
2015-10-13 11:34 pm UTC (link)
You definitely know how to pick'em, don't you?

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3 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-13 11:50 pm UTC
3 - [info]reddahlia, 2015-10-13 11:56 pm UTC
3 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 12:16 am UTC
3 - [info]reddahlia, 2015-10-14 12:18 am UTC
3 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 12:28 am UTC
3 - [info]reddahlia, 2015-10-14 12:32 am UTC
3 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 02:34 am UTC
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[info]ovrandin
2015-10-13 11:36 pm UTC (link)
...what?

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1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-13 11:52 pm UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]overandin, 2015-10-14 12:00 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 12:17 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]overandln, 2015-10-14 12:20 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 12:29 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]ovrandin, 2015-10-14 12:33 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 02:35 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]overandin, 2015-10-14 02:41 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 03:16 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]overandin, 2015-10-14 03:18 am UTC
1 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 03:30 am UTC
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[info]stilinskiwolf
2015-10-13 11:45 pm UTC (link)
About half?

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1 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-13 11:58 pm UTC
1 - [info]stilinskiwolf, 2015-10-13 11:59 pm UTC
1 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stilinskiwolf, 2015-10-14 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 02:37 am UTC
Not here - [info]stilinskiwolf, 2015-10-14 03:15 am UTC

[info]betababysitter
2015-10-13 11:31 pm UTC (link)
1. I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum

2. I'm experimenting with sincerity

3. Holy shit, we're married as fuck.

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[info]couldyounot
2015-10-13 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Genetics are not in your favor here.

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2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-13 11:42 pm UTC
2 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-13 11:53 pm UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:11 am UTC
2 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 12:18 am UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:22 am UTC
2 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 12:30 am UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:35 am UTC
2 - [info]couldyounot, 2015-10-14 02:45 am UTC
2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 02:48 am UTC
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[info]neveragirlscout
2015-10-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure lying to stay in the same room at a weirdly Christian B&B in the danger zone doesn't count.

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3 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-13 11:47 pm UTC
3 - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-13 11:56 pm UTC
3 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:03 am UTC
3 - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 12:24 am UTC
3 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:27 am UTC
3 - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 02:50 am UTC
3 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 02:53 am UTC
3 - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 03:01 am UTC
3 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 03:04 am UTC
3 - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 03:24 am UTC
3 - [info]betababystter, 2015-10-14 03:28 am UTC
Not here - [info]naturalemissary, 2015-10-14 06:19 am UTC
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[info]cminus
2015-10-13 11:58 pm UTC (link)
I didn't think the werewolf alcohol would work like that on me, don't make fun.

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1 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:04 am UTC

[info]evilmackenzie
2015-10-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
1. Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday

2. Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

3. It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..

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2 - [info]theshuckleader, 2015-10-14 12:05 am UTC
2 - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 12:20 am UTC
3 - [info]evilcal, 2015-10-14 12:23 am UTC
3 - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 12:35 am UTC
3 - [info]evilcal, 2015-10-14 12:37 am UTC
1 - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evllolivia, 2015-10-14 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 02:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilmackenzie, 2015-10-14 03:12 am UTC

[info]melissamcsingle
2015-10-14 12:33 am UTC (link)
1. Oh, shit let me call you back there's a hamburger in my pocket.

2. Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

3. I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

4. Fantastic night. Drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence.

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2 - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melissamcsingle, 2015-10-14 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melissamcsingle, 2015-10-14 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]betababystter, 2015-10-14 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twototengu, 2015-10-14 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melissamcsingle, 2015-10-14 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]betababysitter, 2015-10-14 12:55 am UTC
4 - [info]sheriffdadinski, 2015-10-14 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melissamcsingle, 2015-10-14 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheriffdadinski, 2015-10-14 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melissamcsingle, 2015-10-14 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheriffdadinski, 2015-10-14 12:57 am UTC
1 - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melissamcsingle, 2015-10-14 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 03:07 am UTC

[info]eviljames
2015-10-14 01:05 am UTC (link)
1. She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".

2. Watched him slip something into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rohypnols. Just woke up at her place

3. So,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

4. I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?

5. She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love

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2 - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 01:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilolivia, 2015-10-14 01:44 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]evileddy, 2015-10-14 01:11 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:13 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]evileddy, 2015-10-14 01:18 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 01:20 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]evileddy, 2015-10-14 01:23 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 01:30 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]evileddy, 2015-10-14 01:36 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 01:39 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]evileddy, 2015-10-14 01:41 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:44 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]evileddy, 2015-10-14 01:46 am UTC
1, 3, 4, and 5 - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:49 am UTC
5 (Treating this as a misfire text) (Evil BH verse ~Amelia~) - [info]geekwolf, 2015-10-14 01:43 am UTC
5 (Treating this as a misfire text) (Evil BH verse ~Amelia~) - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:46 am UTC
5 (Treating this as a misfire text) (Evil BH verse ~Amelia~) - [info]geekwolf, 2015-10-14 01:46 am UTC
5 - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:48 am UTC
5 - [info]geekwolf, 2015-10-14 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviijames, 2015-10-14 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekwolf, 2015-10-14 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekwolf, 2015-10-14 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekwolf, 2015-10-14 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekwolf, 2015-10-14 02:07 am UTC
4 - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]neveragirlscout, 2015-10-14 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eviljames, 2015-10-14 03:11 am UTC

[info]argentpredator
2015-10-14 01:35 am UTC (link)
1. thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing

2. Already got asked if we're dating.

3. Why don't you ever send me any naked pics.

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3 - [info]iwantabeanfeast, 2015-10-14 01:37 am UTC
3 - [info]argentpredator, 2015-10-14 01:48 am UTC
3 (Treating this as a misfire text) - [info]ovrandin, 2015-10-14 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]argentpredator, 2015-10-14 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ovrandin, 2015-10-14 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]argentpredator, 2015-10-14 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]overandln, 2015-10-14 02:00 am UTC
1. - [info]wears_armani, 2015-10-14 03:25 am UTC

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