[Filtered away from kids under 13]
So, uh, I heard a few things 'bout this TV show that's been on. The one about life in Beacon Hills?
I just wanna let those affected know if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm out here. And believe me, I get dealing with the fucked-up aspects of fiction with roots in reality, and how the whole damn thing is bullshit...'scuse the language, ladies.
Anyway, uh--I guess that's it. Oh, and the name's Lance. Since most of you have no fuckin' clue who I am--again, pardon the language.