NMSN: Part 3
Blah blah blah, you don't like ooc modern newsies randomness, don't read. I don't own Newsies. Co-Written with Mellie. If you don't like slash, don't read. Umm, yeah.
Part 3 is subtitled: The Bet.
The Newsies dun belong to me. *disclaims* NMSN Index
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Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Heyla, Skip! How’s it rollin’? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Like Dice, Ducks! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Awesome. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: I think we should see how many people we can get into one convo. Who’s on? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Only Mush. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Go home. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Well… it’s a start. He can help with Spot’s Diabolical Plan. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: I love how we’re working on Spot’s Diabolical Plan. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Dontcha just? _underscore_happy_ (__m_u_s_h_y__4_1_@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Hey, Mush. Wanna help us with our random plan that includes finishing Spot’s Diabolical Plan in order to get Spot, Blink, and Race in drag? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: What? _underscore_happy_ says: Sounds like fun. How am I supposed to help? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Make a bet with Race. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: A bet he’s sure to lose! _underscore_happy_ says: Hmm, what bet is he sure to lose? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: A bet that he’s gay. Dude! If you can convince him to go on a date with Spot as part of the bet, it’ll be even better. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Speaking of Race, look who just signed on! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: W00t. More convo buddies! _underscore_happy_ says: This will be fun. I’m NOT Gay! (gamblingsoprano@hotmail.com) Has been added to the conversation. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Ciao, Race. I’m NOT Gay! Says: I’m not gay! (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Wanna bet? I’m NOT Gay! Says: Not one of your dice games, Skip. _underscore_happy_ says: What if you bet with me? I’m NOT Gay! Says: What kind of bet? _underscore_happy_ says: Ok, everyone knows you’re in denial. So, to help you out, I betcha if you go on a date with Spot, you’ll realise you’re gay. I’m NOT Gay! Says: I’ll bet you not! _underscore_happy_ says: How much? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Oh, Mush, don’t take him seriously. Race is broke, remember? I’m NOT Gay! Says:: 20 bucks. From each of you. And from Books. Oh, and bragging rights. _underscore_happy_ says: Well, since you’re broke, and are bringing non-betting people into this, we’ll figure out something for you to do that doesn’t involve currency. It will also involve other people who aren’t here. I’m NOT Gay! Says: You have to tell me what we’ll have to do, and who will be involved first. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Who? I think Spot and Blink. And Jack. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: No, not Jack. He’s too hardcore of a jock. He’d beat us all up for involving him in a bet without his knowledge. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Fine. :@ I’m NOT Gay! Says: But what would we have to do? _underscore_happy_ says: I think Blink would look hot in drag… (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: A drag fashion show! I totally call MC. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: No fair. Can I co-MC? I’m NOT Gay! Says: You’re soo going to lose this bet, so don’t bother starting your plans yet. _underscore_happy_ says: Whatever, Race. Is it on? I’m NOT Gay! Says: You betcha. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Hey, Books is on! We should tell her about the bet. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? (bookworm3914@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. _underscore_happy_ says: Hey, Books. You’re part of a bet we have with Race. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Yeah. You’re totally going to owe me $20. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: What?! You involved me in a bet without my consent?! Efffffffff! _underscore_happy_ says: Whoa. Calm down. Race isn’t going to win. I’m NOT Gay! Says: I so am! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: You wish, Race. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: What was the bet about? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Race being gay. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Oh, alright, then. So, what happens when we win? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Drag fashion show with Spot, Race, and Blink! Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Good fun. I’m NOT Gay! Says: You’re not going to win. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: If you say so, Race. I say that I get to raise the stakes since you involved me without me knowing. Race: Since I’m going to win anyway, go ahead. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Ok. All three of you have to dress up in costumes that one of us will pick for you. And we’ll have multiple costumes for each of you. I’m NOT Gay! Says: …That’s it? Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Well, I totally call choosing Blink’s outfits, sorry Mush, and I’ll bet Skip’s choosing Spot. Which leaves… _underscore_happy_ says: Nah, I’ll just watch. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Hello. My muses are on drugs. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Give it up. You’re going to lose anyway. _underscore_happy_ says: If you’re so sure of that… Spot just came online. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Add him! I want to see Race ask Spot out! I’m NOT Gay! Says: V'odio. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Tough luck, Race. Ti amo. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo (pimpinkey@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Hi, Spot. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Hey. _underscore_happy_ says: So, Race… I’m NOT Gay! Says: :@ Se ne vada! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: First, no. Second, I believe you have something to ask Spot. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Promise me no peanut gallery comments. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Just get on with it, Race. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: I am oddly intrigued. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Ok! So… Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Yes? I’m NOT Gay! Says: Um… I… Well, I was wondering if… maybe… you want to go see a movie with me on Friday? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: … Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: You mean… like on a date? I’m NOT Gay! Says: Well, um… (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Yes. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Hey! No peanut gallery! (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: That wasn’t peanut gallery. That was making you get on with it. I’m NOT Gay! Says: T'odio. So, anyways, yes, Spot. A date. So? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: How come your name says you’re not gay, if you’re asking me out? I’m NOT Gay! Says: Uh, irony? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Right… I’m NOT Gay! Says: So? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: *glomp!* Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Is that a yes? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: You are not trained in the l337 ways of Spot! Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Ya think? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Can I make peanut gallery comments yet? _underscore_happy_ says: Seeing as Books already has, I say go for it. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Ok, so I’ve been thinking, and Race; Little Dutch Girl. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Good fun! (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: W00t! Complete w/ wooden clogs? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Of course! Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: … what were you talking about before I got on? _underscore_happy_ says: A bet that Race is totally going to lose. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Ah. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Race, I think you need a new mafia movie quote for your screenname. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Dude. Love imdb. I have quotes for you, Race. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Uh… ok? _underscore_happy_ says: Hey, Blink’s online. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: I think Pirate wench. Cable TV is good (KidBlinkBallatt@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Are you serious? Pirate Wench? It’s oddly… fitting. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Well, exactly! Cable TV is good Says: What is this about a Pirate Wench? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Figure it out yourself. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Hey, Blink! Guess who Race is going on a date with Friday. Cable TV is good Says: Ducks? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: WTF, Blink?! Hey, waitaminute… Race, someone’s going to have to loan you money for that. You’re broke. Cable TV is good Says: WTF yourself, Ducks. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: *smacks Blink* That’s a no, in case you’re completely stupid. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Do you all live just to mercilessly tease me about my love life? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: No, Ducks and I like to laugh at everyone’s messed up love lives. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Oh, and Race? I’m not going to be the one loaning you money this time. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: I’ll pay half. _underscore_happy_ says: You’ll pay nothing. I’ll start a fund. Cable TV is good Says: So who’s Race’s big date with, since Ducks thinks I’m an idiot. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: You *are* an idiot. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: I said you were supposed to guess. And you guessed wrong. But I’m feeling generous, so you can have 3 more guesses, after you ask three yes-or-no questions to narrow it down. Cable TV is good Says: Ok.. Is it one of the News Girls of Randomosity and Dewm? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: No! Cable TV is good Says: …Okay… It is a prep? I’m NOT Gay! Says: WTF?! A prep? _underscore_happy_ says: No. Cable TV is good Says: Well, that’s good. Wait… is it a boy? In the group? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Yes to the first question. No answer to the second; you only get three questions. Start guessing. I’m NOT Gay! Says: You are all sadistic. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says:: You loooove us anyways. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Shut up! (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: So my line! Cable TV is good Says: Will you *please* tell me if it’s someone in the group? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Blink, just stop and think. It’s not hard. Cable TV is good Says: Ok… Um, Snipes?! Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Or maybe it *is* hard to guess. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Blink, don’t make me hurt you. Snipes?! Cable TV is good Says: I’ll take that as a ‘no’. _underscore_happy_ says: And for good reason. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Two more guesses. Cable TV is good Says: Ok. *thinks* (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Should I play the jeopardy music? Cable TV is good Says: The person knows, right? It’s not me, is it? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: *smacks Blink* Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: *facepalms* I’m NOT Gay! Says: Oi, vey. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: I thought you were Italian. What’s with the French? Anyone read "Pride and Prejudice"? Says: Spot, that's Yiddish, not French. _underscore_happy_ says: Come on, Blinkeee! You should be able to figure it out! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: One more guess. You’d better be right. Cable TV is good Says: *scowls* It had better not be Mush. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: That constitutes as a guess. You are the weakest link, Blink. _underscore_happy_ says: You’re honestly as oblivious as Race is. Was. Is? I’m NOT Gay! Says: Mi lasci in pace. Cable TV is good Says: Wait… Race… oblivious… past-tense… denial… Spot?! Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: *clap* *clap* *clap* Good job! Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: What’s with you and clapping three times, Spot? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: You really aren’t trained in the l337 ways of Spot. Cable TV is good Says: You mean that’s right? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: No, Race is going on a date with a cardboard cut-out. _underscore_happy_ says: You forgot to end that sarcasm, Ducks. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Oh, so sorry. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Hey! Slings is online! >.< (L) Slingshot! (StraghtShootingSonOfASlingshot@hotmail.com) Has been added to the conversation. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Hey, Slings! Guess who Race is going on a date with on Friday! I’m NOT Gay! Says: Not this again! >.< (L) slingshot! Says: You, Spot? Cable TV is good Says: How’d you guess so fast? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: She’s smart. Unlike you; you’re an idiot. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: So I was right? Well, congratulations, Spot. Race. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Hey, Ducks. I think we should tell Slings about our random plan. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: I think we should. Maybe she can help. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: I’m also thinking… Disney’s Cinderella. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Awesome good fun! >.< (L) slingshot! Says: You three plotting something without me? Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Skip, tell Slings. In another conversation. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Ok. Come on, Slings. Cable TV is good Says: I am seriously confused. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Ok, catwoman. Cable TV is good Says: Why did you just call me catwoman? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Catwoman? That’s a better idea than disney Cinderella. _underscore_happy_ says: Spot, do you have some alliance with Specs, or something? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: No, I just think Catwoman is a better idea than Disney Cinderella. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Hey! Books, you’re one-up on me. I have to think. I’m NOT Gay! Says: You have time for that later! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Alright. Hobbit lass. I’m NOT Gay! Says: What?! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Well, you’re short enough for it. I’m NOT Gay! Says: You’re just as short as I am! Cable TV is good Says: I think this is connected to some bet. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Wow, Blink figured something out on his own. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: That is awesome, Skip! (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: I know! Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: So, you told her. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Sure did. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Awesome. I’m NOT Gay! Says: I’m going to leave. I don’t want to know what crazy ideas you have. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Arreviderci. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Later, Race. Little Dutch girl. I’m NOT Gay! Says: Se ne vada. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Funny, that’s what you’re doing. I’m NOT Gay! has left the conversation. Cable TV is good Says: Was I right in guessing that you guys have a bet with Race? _underscore_happy_ says: Yup. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Apparently, it’s a bet he can’t win. Cable TV is good Says: It’s a guarantee? >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Yes. It is. Which it sucks to be you. Well, and Spot. (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Nah, Spot’ll like it. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: To start with, maybe. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: Nuh-uh. The whole thing. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Does this have something to do with Friday? _underscore_happy_ says: Indirectly, yes. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: You bet him he was gay, didn’t you? Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Otherwise, it wouldn’t be a certifiably winnable bet. Cable TV is good Says: Then why does it suck to be me? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: I think we’re part of the losing bargain. After all, Race is broke. Cable TV is good Says: Mush, did you get me into a bet against my will? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Hey, Race did the same to Books! Cable TV is good Says: But Books is on your side of the bet. Ducks: Where blah ducks? Says: I am annoyed by Blink. I’m leaving. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? Says: Right after you, Ducks. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? has left the conversation.</font> Ducks: Where blah ducks? has left the conversation. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: So, who’s online? Me, Mush, Blink, Skip, and Slings? >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Sounds about right. Cable TV is good Says: I still don’t think it’s fair! _underscore_happy_ says: Sorry, I have to leave, too. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: See you later, Mush. Cable TV is good Says: Bye, Mush. _underscore_happy_ has left the conversation. Cable TV is good Says: What, exactly, are we going to have to do when Race loses his bet? >.< (L) slingshot! Says: I’m not sure it’s safe to tell you. Spot could try to make Race win the bet. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Nah, the bet’s already won for you. Cable TV is good Says: I will hurt you if you don’t tell me what you got me into? (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! Says: Ok, fine. Drag fashion show with you and Spot and Race. It was totally not my idea. Gotta run! (s)Skip(s) Blah Pineapple! has left the conversation. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Don’t blame me. She just told me *after* the bet had been made. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Ok, tell me exactly how I can make sure Race completely loses the bet. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: You mean you want to be in a drag fashion show? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: It involves seeing Race in drag? Heck, yeah! Cable TV is good Says: I am going to go hit my head on the wall. See you tomorrow. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Bye, Blink. Tough luck. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Later, Blink. Cable TV is good has left the conversation. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: So, about the bet… >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Skip said mush bet Race that if he went on a date with you, he’d realise he’s gay. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: So that’s why Race’s screenname was still denial. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: I think he’s technically still in denial. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says:: Ah, well. I can arrange for Race to lose. Though, I do think he’s already lost. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Coming up with another Diabolical plan? Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: No, just tweaking the last stage of my first one. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Lol. Well, you have fun with that. I’m off. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says:: See you tomorrow. >.< (L) slingshot! Says: Have fun on Friday. Milk balls: the balls that go Moo Says: Oh, I will.
Fin.
Italian stuff: Ciao: Hello (or goodbye, but it's not used that way in this convo) V'odio: I hate you (plural, so I hate you all) T-odio: I hate you (singular, informal) Ti amo: I love you (singular, informal) Se ne vada: Go away Mi lasci in pace: Leave me alone Arrividerci: Goodbye
Yiddish stuff: Oi vey: Oh, woe (from Oh, woe is me, but no one uses the whole phrase.)
Oh, and Blink's Screenname? That was totally random. Mellie and I were in the Library, and I was like, what should Blink's new screenname be? So Mellie wrote it on the paper. Voila!
Teaser for part 4: It's subtitled "Technically Part 3 1/2". That should let you know where it fits into the continuum. :D
I, Azi, would like to say that my opinion of Blink is not reflected by Ducks' opinion of Blink. Not canon Blink, at least. Canon!Blink is fun. NMSN Blink, however, is fun to agrue with/insult. So if you are offended by NMSN because you like Blink, please don't be, we're not trying to insult any of the characers, except Sarah. :D