NMSN: Part 1
Again, warning: If you don't like Modern Newsies fic, or if you don't like random OOCness, don't read this. Posted for the people who've been bugging me to post it somewhere. Co-Written with Mellie. I don't own Newsies.
The Newsies dun belong to me. *disclaims* NMSN Index
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_underscore_happy_ says: Hey, Blink! I got a new e-mail account! Now I’m underscore happy. Gosh, I love football says: Again? _underscore_happy_ says: Yeah. Gosh, I love football says: Will this one last longer than a week? _underscore_happy_ says: Hopefully, this one will last longer than a week. _underscore_happy_ says: I got premium. _underscore_happy_ says: Hey! Jack signed in! Gosh, I love football says: Cool. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack (santafe_cowboy@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Gosh, I love football says: Hey, Jack. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Hey. _underscore_happy_ says: I got a new e-mail account! Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: I… see. Who are you? _underscore_happy_ says: Jack? Jack, look at me, will ya? Come on, it’s me, Mush. Look at me. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Oh, another new e-mail address? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Better tell everyone. Gosh, I love football says: In this conversation? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Why not? David (walkingmouth@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. (gamblingsoprano@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” (pimpinkey@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 (!|-|473|*!><315@gmail.com) has been added to the conversation. I don’t Believe in Shoes! (sandalfan@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? (bookworm3914@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Hiya, boys. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Wow, this is a lot of people. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 says: Heya, fellas! Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Race, did you just call me a boy? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: You’re more of a boy than Spot is. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: Hey! I resemble that remark! I don’t believe in shoes! says: Was that wording intentional? Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says:: *aims slingshot at screen* 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 says: Don’t shoot! *strokes computer* Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Ok, fine. Fair enough. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 says: So, you guys never talk to me unless something’s up, so… waaaazzzzaaaap??? _underscore_happy_ says: I got a new e-mail account! I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Again? Why is the rum gone? –because I drank it! (disneygeek57@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Wow, everyone’s on! Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Actually, Ducks, Skip, and Slings aren’t on. Neither is David. David says: I’m on! You all just talk too fast! _underscore_happy_ says: Hey, Davey! I got a new e-mail account. Don’t tell Sarah, I want to spam her without her knowing. David says: Whatever. ;) (im_a_dancing_dude@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. David says: Hey, Bumlets. ;) says: Hey. _underscore_happy_ says: I got a new e-mail address! Ducks: Where have all the ducks gone? (bunny_duck_slippers@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. (S)Skip(S) *eating pineapple* (Sonata_Arctica@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Gosh, I love football says: Mush, I think people can figure that out. _underscore_happy_ says: Well, Jack couldn’t. (S)Skip(S) *eating pineapple* says: Yeah, well, Jack’s stupid. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: You just got here! You don’t know what we’re talking about! Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: You’re talking about Mush’s new e-mail address, aren’t you? (S)Skip(S) *eating pineapple* says: I have a knife! Muahahahahahaa! Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Race, why are you broke? I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: …because I have no money? (S)Skip(S) *eating pineapple* says: Well, du-uh! Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: Go home, Skip. (S)Skip(S) *eating pineapple* says: You go home! That’s so MY LINE! Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Not the ACS, Skip! *makes cross* Gosh, I love football says: You bandies scare me. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Yeah, well, you’re a jock, you fail. (S)Skip(S) *eating pineapple* says: My line… (S)Skip(S) *eating pineapple* says: Watch it! Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: I love Disney movies. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Umm, Dutchy, that’s really random. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 says: j00 4r3 r4nd0m, t00. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: … your point is? Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: So, what color should I paint my nails for tomorrow? Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? Says: *has Canadian moment* Color? Color? you misspelled! Gosh, I love football says: You’re crazy, Ducks. Spot, I say black. (S)Skip(S): *eating pinapple* says: Black fails. Teal! Or Turquoise… _underscore_happy_ says: Blue. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Hot Pink. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Pink is evile! Indigo! >.< eep! (StraightShootingSonOfASlingshot@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Just please no sparkles. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Blood red. I don’t believe in shoes! says: Silver. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 says: Orange, like my font! >.< eep! says: Clear. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: That’s a wonderful idea! Brb. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: You’re not actually going to use clear nail polish on your nails, are you? >.< eep! says: Oh, is that what people were suggesting colours for? David says: Yes. It is. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: At least clear will look normal. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Race, are you ashamed of Spot’s flamboyancy? I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: …what? Flamboyancy? Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: *facepalms* (S)Skip(S): *eating pinapple* says: Race, you fail. Go home. _underscore_happy_ says: He doesn’t fail, he’s just oblivious. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Shut up. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Aww, is poor widdle Race oblivious? I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Shut up! Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: *is amused* You’re never going to live this down. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Don’t make me have to kill people. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Oh sure, Race, because you’re actually in the Mafia. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: I don’t like clear. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: It figures. David says: I say, each nail should be a different colour. That way, you can incorporate more of the suggestions. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: No, Davey. That’s too smart, and it means we don’t get to argue over colors. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: *canadian moment* Spelling, Jack! Gosh, I love football says: Would you stop being Canadian, Ducks? We’re not in Canada! Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: …shush! 10 seconds! Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Ducks, sometimes I wonder whether you think everyone is one of your muses. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Books, sometimes I wonder whether you think everyone is a character in a book. Your point is? David says: Sarah’s home for the weekend. She’s going to kick me off the computer. _underscore_happy_ says: Bye, Davey. David has left the conversation. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 says: 137’5 411 g0 5p4m 54r4h! Gosh, I love football says: You go ahead, Crutchy. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Wait… Jack, are you saying you don’t believe me? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Dude, if you *were* in the mafia, you wouldn’t be telling us. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: How do you know? Maybe I’m telling you just to throw you off. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Dude, you could never be in the Mafia. You’re too soft. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Oh, burn! I don’t believe in shoes! says: I really can’t keep up with you. And besides, my mom’s bugging me to go practice, so I’ll see you later. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Later, Boots. ;) says: Speaking of school, Ducks, is the script finished being written for tomorrow? Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: See you, Boots. I don’t believe in shoes! has left the conversation. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: …Ah, no. But I’m multitasking! So it’s ok. ;) says: Just tell me if you need help finishing it. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Will do. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: I’m back! Didja miss me? My nails are done. >.< eep! says: You mean you didn’t keep the clear? I’m hurt. _underscore_happy_ says: So what colour did you end up with? Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: I’ll never tell! You’ll have to wait and seeeeeeee! Gosh, I love football says: Spot, did you get high off the fumes, or did you have sugar? Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: …I’ll never tell! Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Specs just got in. He says hey. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Hey, Specs. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Hey @ Specs. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 says: Wh04, guy5! ! 707411y ju57 5p4mm3d 54r4h. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: That’s nice, Crutchy. >.< eep! says: Well, I’m off. I got too much work to do. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? says: Same here. ttyl. >.< eep! has left the conversation. Anyone read “Pride and Prejudice”? has left the conversation. Gosh, I love football says: Mush, do you think it’s sugar, or do you think it’s the fumes from the nail polish? _underscore_happy_ says: Probably both. 4ll j00r 8453 15 83l0ng 2 u5 has left the conversation. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: It’s not sparkley, is it Spot? Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Probably is, just to spite you. (S)Skip(S): *eating pinapple* says: I want ice-cream. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Do you *still* not have any? (S)Skip(S): *eating pinapple* says: No, I don’t. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Poor Skip, ice-cream deprived. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Does anyone know a site with quotes from the Sopranos? Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Try imdb. Imdb is as knowledgeable about movies and TV shows as Specs is about… everything. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Speaking of Specs, I’m off. Gosh, I love football says: Later, Dutchy. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! has left the conversation. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: Does anyone else see the incredible innuendo in that line? Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: I would really like to answer that with a ‘no’. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: There’s a game tomorrow; I’m turning in early. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: See you tomorrow, you doubter. If, that is, you survive the night. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack says: Whatever, Mr. Oblivious. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: Race is oblivious? When did I miss this? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has left the conversation. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Aha! Bumlets! I’m finished! Should I send it to you, or just give you a hard-copy tomorrow? I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: I’m not oblivious! Shut up! ;) says: You can e-mail it to me right now. (S)Skip(S): *eating pinapple* says: Bah! I have to go work on English! Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Have fun with that, Skip. (S)Skip(S): *eating pinapple* has left the conversation. Gosh, I love football says: You know, I should really turn in early too, but I’m not as h-core as Jack is. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: You’d be cooler than him, too. If you didn’t hate us bandies so much, that is. Gosh, I love football says: I don’t hate you bandies. You’re just all insane. ;) says: Ok, Ducks. I got the script. It looks good. I’m off to run lines now. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: See you in Drama class, Bumlets. ;) has left the conversation. Gosh, I love football says: There’s only 5 people left online. _underscore_happy_ says: Maybe it’ll be less confusing. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: Nah, you can still have four conversations at once with five people. But I’ll help you out and sign off. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: See you, Ducks. _underscore_happy_ says: Yeah, later. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? says: I need some sort of sign-off. Anyways, bye. Ducks: where have all the ducks gone? has left the conversation. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: So, about Race being Oblivious… I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Oh, don’t even start that again. I’m going to go look for quotes. Gosh, I love football says: Touchy! Just because you admitted to being oblivious… I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: No, I actually want to find a new quote for my screenname. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: I think Race is in denial about being oblivious. What was he oblivious about? _underscore_happy_ says: Spot, how can you type so fast? You’ll chip your nailpolish! Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: I will not. My nails stick to polish. Unlike people like Ducks. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: Hey, you shouldn’t be talking about Ducks when she’s not here. _underscore_happy_ says: I thought you were quote-hunting. I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. says: I didn’t sign off yet. I’m going to do so now, though. Don’t talk about me while I’m gone! I believe in America, America has made my fortune – Too bad I’m broke. has left the conversation. Gosh, I love football says: Do you think he actually believes we *won’t* talk about him? Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: He might, if he’s oblivious enough. Seriously, though, What is all this oblivious stuff? _underscore_happy_ says: It was while you were painting the clear coat. He was all like “well, clear nail polish will look normal.” Then Ducks accused him of being ashamed of your flamboyancy. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: *gasp* Gosh, I love football says: This is where the oblivious part comes in. He said, and I quote, “What? Flamboyancy?” _underscore_happy_ says: It was very amusing. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: Wow, he *is* oblivious. That needs to be fixed. Next step is denial. Gosh, I love football says: O-kay, Spot. You just keep up with your diabolical plans, then. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: Dude! My nail polish just chipped! I’m signing off. _underscore_happy_ says: I told you it would chip. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” says: Whatever. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” has left the conversation. Gosh, I love football says: So, it’s back to just us two. _underscore_happy_ says: You know what? I’m going to send spam on to Sarah. Gosh, I love football says: Ok, have fun. I do actually need to turn in early. Otherwise, Jack’ll kill me. _underscore_happy_ says: Provided Race doesn’t go mafia and kill Jack first. Gosh, I love football says: …Right. _underscore_happy_ says: Well, see you tomorrow. Gosh, I love football says: Yeah. See you.
Fin.
So, yeah. Maybe part 2 and 3 tomorrow. And part 4 is fairly easy to code.