NaNo spam part due. “Hi, boss. I’ve got some news for you.”
“And what is this news?” the man’s boss asked over the phone line.
“Aubrey and Rosena have been joined by Erin Schwieterman.”
“Erin Schwieterman? The Erin Schwieterman?”
“One and the same. She’s still wearing that horribly unfashionable coat, too.”
“Did you pay Ollie more up front, then?”
“Yes, and Ollie’s headed off to find them. Everything seems to be working out very well.”
“Good. Have you found out anything about the spread of chaos yet?”
“I haven’t had the chance, but I’ve seen a few time anomalies. There’s a pirate ship in the harbour and a slave market appeared where it used to be.”
“How long do you think it will be until the spread reaches the Northwest Mountains?”
“I believe there will be Elves in the forest and Mages in the mountains by the week’s end.”
“Wonderful.”
“There will be dragons before Aubrey and his party reach Saeton.”
“Oh, dragons. I forgot about them. They’re quite pesky, aren’t they? Oh, well, It’s a pity, since Saeton has become so pretty, but they should really be used to this by now, don’t you think?”
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Um. Yes. I like my villians to be cheerful. Shut up. Also, I was sure I'd copied the new excerpt. *stares at LJ like it's crazy*