And stuff. Okay, there's no colours, because I'm lazy. I'll add them later.
Pie: Hey, Davey! Davey: Hey. Pie: Interesting couple of weeks we’ve had, eh? Davey: Yeah. So, are you ready for exams? Pie: Most definitely not. I’m so going to fail. Argh! Why’d you have to talk about that? Burmination! Davey: Test anxiety much? Pie: Shush! Burmination! Milk Balls: the Balls that go “moo” (email@example.com) has been added to the conversation. Davey: Hey, Spot! Spot: Hey. :) Pie: You’re really happy. Spot: Yeah. It’s a good day. Why’s all the rum gone? Because I drank it! (firstname.lastname@example.org) has been added to the conversation. Davey: And why is this, Spot? Spot: Because I talked to Race today. Specs: Ah. That would be a good reason for Spot to be happy. Spot: Today is the best day ever! Specs: Okay; aside from Spot being exceedingly happy, what’s new? Still stressing over exams, Pie? Pie: Yeah. Davey: This is Specs, right? Specs: That’s correct. Spot: You need to get your own account, Specs. Specs: I like being lazy. Pie: You’re smart enough to afford it. Davey: That’s a lie. Hard work always has merits. Pie: There are still people who are smart enough to get good marks even when they slack off. Spot: There is no slacking off in Love! <3 Specs: Spot is of a single mindset today ;) ;) (email@example.com) has been added to the conversation. Davey: Hey, Bumlets. Bumlets: Hey. Is anyone here taking physics? I need someone to help me study for my exam. Davey: I can help; what do you need to know? Bumlets: Can you tell me an easy way to differentiates between convex and concave? I always get confused. Davey: Concave caves in at the middle. Like this: )( And convex is just the opposite: () Bumlets: Thanks. Havana cigars that cost a quarter – if only I weren’t underage (idontlikeItalians@hotmail.com) has been added to the conversation. Pie: Hey, Snipeshooter! Care to go on a quest to fight the mighty Trogdor? Snipes: Um, no thanks, Pie. Pie: You wouldn’t talk that way if you’d just had your hut burminated. In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns (firstname.lastname@example.org) has been added to the conversation. Snipes: Nah; then I’d be hunting crazy Italians. Race: Why? Snipes: Because they burminated my house for annoying them. Race: What? Are you telling me I have arsonist tendencies? Spot: Race! <3 Race: I thought you were calmed down, Spot. Specs: He’s definitely not calm. Davey: That’s the understatement of the year. Race: o.O Spot, you’re scaring the locals. Spot: They should have been prepared! Pie: Burmination is a fun word! Bumlets: You are incredibly random. It’s fun. You should be in Drama; randomness is encouraged there. Snipes: You advertise this fact? Dragon Skulls (email@example.com) has been added to the conversation. Bumlets: Of course we do! Isn’t that right, Jake? Jake: What? Snipes: He’s advertising the encouragement of randomness in Drama class. Jake: Randomness is fun. Spot: I am happy. <3 Specs: Yes, Spot, we know. Race: I’m happy too, but that fact doesn’t really need broadcasting. Davey: Wow; if some stranger came into this conversation, they’d be scared. Specs: Not necesarilly. Stakes- look! A distraction! (firstname.lastname@example.org) has been added to the conversation. Pie: Hello, stranger! Are you a peasant? You don’t look like a peasant! You don’t smell like a peasant! … are you on fire like a peasant? Stakes: No, my home is burmination-proof. Specs: In case you don’t know, this is Stakes. She’s a friend from university. Spot: Hi, Stakes! Stakes: Hi. Davey: How do you add people to a conversation, again? Jake: Wow, Davey, you’re hopeless. Pie: Burmination! Snipes: This conversation is killing my computer! …Probably because of the crazy Italians! Race: Hey! Havana cigars that cost a quarter – if only I weren’t underage has left the conversation. Bumlets: I’m going to go study for physics. Talk to you all later. Jake: Bye! Davey: Ooh, I think I figured it out! ;) has left the conversation. Fade to Black (email@example.com) has been added to the conversation. I don’t Believe in Shoes! (firstname.lastname@example.org) has been added to the conversation. Race: …I thought we’d agreed that big conversations equal death? Boots: Oh noes! Is this a ginourmous conversation? Skittery: You won’t want to talk to me. I’ll just be unresponsive and take up space… I’m writing a poem. Stakes: You are incredibly emo. Specs: I thought we were going to use this massive conversation to scare random people? Race: Like my second-cousin, Nicolo? Pie: …This conversation I can’t keep up with. I’m going to go burminate some peasants! Spot: But then I have to be calm. Davey: I’m not so sure scaring people is a good idea. Jake: Bye, Pie. Boots: Yeah, bye. TROGDOR is coming! RUN AWAY!!!!!!! Has left the conversation. Davey: Bye. Spot: You’re leaving too? Davey: No, I type slow. Race: Right. So am I adding Nicolo to the conversation? Stakes: Go ahead. Never let anyone know what you are thinking. (email@example.com) has been added to the conversation Spot: Nice e-mail address. Italians are hot. Specs: You’re biased, Spot. Davey: That’ll make this conversation a 9 person conversation. Boots: Davey’s a slow typoer. Jake: I thought the term was typoist? Boots: Whatever. Stakes: So, what’s up with your e-mail address? Itey: My cousin Isadora and I are the only Italians at our school. My friends think it’s funny to call me Itey the Italian. They have very simple senses of humour. Skittery: You go to Hearst school of art? They rejected my application. Not like I didn’t expect it, though. Spot: Cheer up, emo kid! Be happy; today is a happy day! <3 Itey: I notice Antonio isn’t talking. You’re not invisible, ‘Tonio! Ducks: Ew, exams. (firstname.lastname@example.org) has been added to the conversation. Race: T’odio! DON’T call me “Tonio”! Ducks: Wow, someone hasn’t changed since he was four. And this conversation is huge like whoa. Davey: No kidding. Boots: He’s typing faster! Jake: *gasp* it’s a sign of the apocalypse! Spot: Apocalypse is bad! Today is happy! <3 Ducks: Who’s “Never let anyone know what you’re thinking”? Just wondering. Itey: I am wondering whether I know anyone here other than Antonio. Race: You do. You need to figure out who, though. Itey: How about I don’t. Ducks: Who are you?? How do you know Tony (ha! You can’t complain, Race!)? Why is Spot so happy? Davey: Wow, it turns out that our own get confused easier than random strangers. Itey: How many of these people do I know? Race: Just one, Nicky. (that’s to get you back for the ‘Tonio.) Ducks: Ooh, now I understand! Specs: You’re wonderfully fast at figuring things out. Stakes: Yay, sarcasm! Skittery: No one can tell when I’m using sarcasm. Itey: Wait, Ducks knows I don’t like being called “Nicky” and that you’ve never liked being called “Tonio”. Is she the one I know? Boots: I need to go… taking my sister to the airport. Race: Very observant of you, Nicolo. Spot: His friends call him Itey. We should call him Itey. Specs: Maybe you’re just prejudiced against real names. Davey: Bye, Boots. I don’t believe in shoes! Has left the conversation. Stakes: So, Skittery, why are you a pessimist? Itey: How do I know Ducks? Skittery: The world is too horrible a place for optimism to be logical. Ducks: I know how you know me! Itey: Oh, gee, really? (/sarcasm) tell me? Race: Wait… no, nevermind. I confused myself. You two have never actually met, sorry. Jake: Ooh, Race is confused! Specs: He’s always confused. Ducks: We’ve never met? But isn’t this… oh. Ohhh. Right. Yeah, we were supposed to meet, but then… we didn’t. I dun remember. Itey: Are you two just playing with my mind? Jake: Got to go help Bumlets study for physics. David says: Sarah’s Kicking me off the computer. Dragon Skulls has left the conversation. Specs: Bye. David has left the conversation. Stakes: Oh, look, only 7 people in the conversation, now. Skittery: I feel uninteresting. Stakes: I don’t mind emo kids. Skittery: I’m not an emo kid. I’m cynical. Itey: No answer? I’ll take that to mean yes, you are messing with my head. Stakes: That sounds like a fun passtime. Anyways, food. g2g. Specs: As do I. Spot: Buh-bye! Stakes- look! A distraction! Has left the conversation. Why’s all the Rum gone? Because I drank it! Has left the conversation. Skittery: Now no one will talk to me. Spot: Cheer up, Emo kid! Today is supposed to be a happy day! Skittery: Fine, then! I’ll leave! Fade to Black has left the conversation. Itey: So, I know Ducks, but we’ve never met… Race: Well, you’re probably heard of Ducks. Ducks: Oh, wait! We never met because… Nope, forgot again. Race: Because you had a family gathering you didn’t know about. Ducks: Wow, your memory is good. That was what, 8 years ago? Spot: You remember that you were supposed to meet. Isn’t your memory by virtue just as good? Ducks: I blocked the memory of the family gathering. I think my cousin pulled my hair because he was a stupid 3 year old and then my aunt got mad at me for freaking out or something. I’m sure the fiasco was bigger than that… maybe involving the punch bowl spilling all over me… Spot: And *of course* you’ve blocked this memory… Ducks: It was traumatising when I was 9, okay? Itey: Wait, aren’t you Adriana Karr? Race: Smart one, you are! Spot: *sniff* I have to go… my mom’s taking me clothes shopping. Ducks: Bye, Spot. Go to Goodwill! Race: See you later. Milk Balls: the balls that go “moo” has left the conversation. Itey: Okay, now I understand what’s going on. Ducks: Yay! Well, I have to go; my mom’s yelling at me to be productive. Itey: Ciao! Race: Later, Ducks. Ducks: Ew, exams. Has left the conversation. Itey: So, Adriana doesn’t seem to have grown to be *too* messed up. Race: …yeah, we’re not supposed to talk about that. Itey: Right… well, I’ve got to go. Race: Bye. Never let anyone know what you are thinking. Appears to be offline and may not reply.
----- Okay, so this was quite the plot-twist. I don't really feel like explaining it, though, because not even I know exactly how to explain it. Really sorry if this was confusing.
But Itey! Yeah, Nicolo Giancana is second cousin to Riccardo, Isadora, Antonio, Rosalia, and Pietro Higgins. He was 'supposed to meet' Ducks once when she was about 9 years old. However, that meeting was 'prevented' by an outside circumstance. Yes, Ducks, Race, and Itey are hiding something.
I kind of can't keep up with myself. Also, I have *no* idea what I'm doing for the next part. So it may be a while. Unless you people can come up with ideas that don't consist of "what if [insert name of DC Superhero's secret identity] was at the Newsies' school for some reason?"