August 13th, 1978
WARNING.
I'm pretty sure there's a dragon locked in the toilet of the Leaky. Be careful. I don't want you to die when we are so close to freedom and road-tripping. SPEAKING OF, do you reckon the Ministry will give us any say on who gets in our cars? I mean, I'm obviously just worried about my personal safety. I feel I would be most comfortable with an attractive, relatively busty, blonde woman. Everyone knows they're the safest.