Good news, kids! The Danger Digs Roadshow will be back on the road soon, and coming to a town near you. Next stop: Scarborough. Come out and see your favorite rides, including the Reliant Robin and the Lorry of Doom, playing all your favorite hits. This week's hit: that classic C.W. McCall hit that was all the rage on Radio Caroline: Convoy.

Hyacinth: You may want to pack an extra coat, or a blanket at the very least. The lorry seems to have lost the back windscreen, and it may be a bit until I can get it repaired. Also, mind the holes in the wings - they're a bit sharp. And whatever you do, do NOT try to open the glove box. It got stuck over the holidays and I haven't had a chance to jimmy it back open.

Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy lads!