I guess I "lucked" out. My name is Suzanne. As a result, people insisted on nicknaming me "Suzy" and all manner of associated references (I loathe any song with the name in it now. I hate all variations and nicknames of Suzanne save for Zanne anyway so that doesn't help. Only Suzy related nickname I liked was from my best friend's younger brother, Uzi Suzy, which amused the hell out of me for a lot of reasons) Coupled with being deaf, nobody ever got around to noticing I was and still am a bitty little thing.