Looks like I'm not in Kansas anymore, not that I was actually in Kansas. Not sure what's going on or who's behind this, but we will figure it out. Just hoping the rest of my team is here?
To anyone who was hoping I'd sort this out. Sorry, mate, the magic's a little off and the number of captives is getting too big. I'm not ready to bloody die in an attempt to get the lot of you home. We're stuck here until the ship decides we're boring.