"That book on wandlore Lils loves, the one that none of us has ever bothered to read? He read it." Because really, if that didn't win a guy points, nothing would. Scorpius would keep him even if Lils dumped him.
"And yes, yes it was. You should see it when they're in the same room. It's bad. Like, can't see anyone else bad. Bill and Fleur bad." Which was the standard for relationships as far as Scorpius was concerned, and meant very awesome and everyone should have it that good. And if they got around to getting their shit together, everyone might puke from the love.
"The ship rocks otherwise. The bars are awesome, and you can get whatever you want, whenever you want it. Except for magic shit."