I'm a Malfoy, everyone swings this way. And I said it was only half a pickup line. Though, if you wanted...
The wand is real. 30 centimeters, Reed, dragon heartstring cord, nice and rigid, great for potions work and dueling. Bit of struggle in charms and I was downright shit in divination, but I just faked it by saying everyone was going to die horribly.
Anyway, magic is real, at least in my world. And I'm offering to buy you a drink and show you.