Re: greg and jules - early in the evening
"Not triggered," Jules said with a roll of her eyes. "And believe me, I know you can be stupid during all levels of intoxication. But I have a drink waiting for me. Don't worry, I'll catch up to you soon. It's still early, right? Just make sure you take care of Sebastian for me! He's homecoming king... he should at least get a makeout session, even if it doesn't last very long."
"I am not making out with Bash for you," Greg told her seriously before he laughed. She was so serious and he'd meant he was triggered but explaining that seemed like a chore that totally wasn't worth it. He agreed Sebastian needed to make out with someone though, he just didn't know who that could be. Sebastian hadn't shown much interest in anyone lately and for a while Greg had chalked it up to him still being hung up about Jules.
Jules laughed before shaking her head. "Nah, Sebastian's not your type, is he?" She nudged Greg with her hip. "But that'd be totally hot, if you guys did make out. If you ever drink enough that you want to experiment, let me know so I can watch." Obviously she was just teasing, but she did wonder sometimes if Sebastian had hooked up with anyone over the summer like she had. Not that it was any of her business, and she doubted Greg would tell her if she asked.
"I feel so objectified," Greg said before snort-laughing, imagining this was how girls must feel about the male-gazy lesbian fetish. He thought that the fact that Jules thought two guys making out was hot was kinda hot on its own and he wasn't sure how he felt about that fact. It was just hot when girls admitted they found something hot he guessed, even if it was something that didn't do anything for him. "You'll get front row seats, promise. I'll call you if you're not there, wake you up in the middle of the night if you want."
Two cute boys kissing was definitely hot, and Greg and Sebastian were definitely cute. Not that she was going to seriously push for that to happen, but hey, it was what it was. "Definitely call me," Jules said playfully. "And if I don't answer, just record it and text it to me so I can watch it alone in bed." Obviously they were teasing each other, but Greg would probably be surprised at the kind of stuff Jules enjoyed. Jasper was really the only one who knew at this point. She and Sebastian had never really gotten past kissing and a few gropes for him to know. Which was probably a good thing, as she had a feeling Greg would tease her about it. Jules knew boys talked as much as girls did, especially about sex. Maybe not in the same way, but still.
This was never going to happen. Even if Greg might kiss a guy if he knew it turned a girl on, Sebastian was like his brother and ew. Maybe that was why it was easy to joke about, because there wasn't a chance in hell it would actually come true. "How about we just make a raunchy sex tape for you," he said because he went big with every joke and hey, it wasn't gay if their balls didn't touch, wasn't that what they said? The no-homo culture was hilarious. "You gotta do a reaction video though." Alone in bed, if he didn't know better - and if he didn't know Jules - he'd think she was seducing him.