I think my X-mas gift must have gotten lost in the mail because I never got it and you must have gotten lost yourself coming over to my house to tell me that you've forgiven me, or you put a space in my e-mail address by accident when you shot me a note to let me know we're cool, or you lost my number after damaging your phone with your tears from how much you miss me. Or you're just being stubborn!
I thought that time of the month was really just for a week!