TITLE: Between (Bed)rock and a Hard Place PAIRING: HP/SS (unrequited), HP/AD (infidelity), SS/DM (infidelity 2), SS/LE, HP/LV (unrequited), HP/"GW", HP/SS?. GENRE: Humour. Post-DH.*Gerontophilia (or pederasty. Depends on how you look at it). Crack. Infidelity. Angst. Legilimency. Epilogue compliance. Lies. BDSM (flogging). Hurt/comfort. In that order.* SUMMARY: This was written back when everyone was convinced that Snape and Dumbledore were having a 'Legilimency' conversation in the Tower during HBP. CREDIT: The quote you may recognize is from HP and the HBP. DISCLAIMER: Not JKR. Not making money. PROMPT: Severus Snape Big Bang Birthday Bash! COUNT: 1689