Ah, my dollies got their magic by living for a short time in a fan's house. : ) That was what taught them about HP and slash of course. *smirk* Then someone (probably an evil husband or mother, not sure) packed them up and sent them back for a refund...hence their mission to destroy the locket and find Voldemort.
I figure reading all this porn and slash, we must give off magical vibes, no?