Better Uses for Shampoo Title: Better Uses for Shampoo Author: atypicalsnowman Pairing: Snarry! Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 100! Warnings: A soapy bottom Summary: Warnings and author's notes would probably do a better job than me. A/N: Humor prompt: Severus and Harry have run out of lube. Oh noes!
"What do you mean we ran out?"
Severus upended the bottle, stuck his finger inside, and said, "I thought I'd made more." Deflated, he lay down with a huff.
"Wait...does this mean we can't have sex?"
"Not unless you'd like shampoo shoved into your arse."
Harry's silent horror would've been laughable if Severus' cock wasn't throbbing painfully.
"An all-night apothecary—"
"Do you know of one nearby?"
Harry sputtered, then became quiet, taking in Severus' swollen cock, then his own.
"Well...you know what they say," he said, leaving for the bathroom with a grin. "Cleanliness is next to godliness."