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mrscake (mrscake) wrote in severus_sighs,
@ 2010-03-24 00:51:00

Entry tags:

drabble, member: mrscake, pairing: severus/harry, rating: r

Title: What the T-shirt said
Author: Mrs Cake
Pairing: Severus
Rating: 18 to be safe
Word Count: 212
Warnings: none Harry is not underage in this story but his age is not mentioned he is 17 nearly 18 in my head
Summary:
A/N: Thanks to my beta for this one Shan.

It was sweltering in the dungeon from whatever Neville had put in his cauldron and it had made the room temperature jump to uncomfortable levels.

Moving away from his desk, Harry took off his outer robe leaving him in a T-shirt and jeans. Harry continued scrubbing the desk, trying not to mutter at the unfairness of the detention, once again he hadn’t done anything. If Harry hadn’t known better he would have thought Snape just liked having him around.

Harry switched to the other side of the table, “Mr Potter!” Snape snapped barely on the safe side of dangerous.

Harry straightened, “Yes sir.”

Wordlessly, Snape stood from behind his desk and pulled Harry bodily out from behind the desk. “Where did you get this shirt?” He asked his voice dangerously quiet.

“I found it when I went shopping last week in Hogsmeade. Why?” Harry replied, far too innocently.

Snape took a step back and re-read the slogan on the T-shirt.
It bright Gryffindor red were the words ‘Suck Me’.

“Very well I shall.”

The next day Harry wore another new T-shirt, he made his way potions Harry tugged it making sure it was straight.

This one said ‘Fuck me’.

It was the first time Harry was happy to be given a detention.

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	magalud 2010-03-24 02:30 am UTC (link)
	What choice did poor Severus have other than following the T-shirt's instructions? XD Nicely done, dear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrscake 2010-03-24 08:58 am UTC (link)
	he dose has to follow order :p (Reply to this) (Parent)

	conzieu 2010-03-24 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Cute! When I was 12, I had a sweatshirt that read "Suck me". I had no clue what it meant. (I only spoke French at the time...) One of my teachers suggested it was not appropriate clothing for a 12 year old to wear. I did not understand why for a long time... Now it just makes me chuckle. Obviously, Harry is not so innocent... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrscake 2010-03-24 08:59 am UTC (link)
	no our harry isn't so innocent, was your teacher blushing? bet they were if it was a male teacher (Reply to this) (Parent)

	accio_kilt 2010-03-24 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Bwhahahahaha!!!! (Reply to this)

	serenetragedy 2010-03-24 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Well this was a wonderful story to wake up to! ^.^ Thank you deary for the chuckle! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrscake 2010-03-24 08:59 am UTC (link)
	it was my pleasure (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fancypantsdylan 2010-03-24 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	ROFL, totally brilliant and so slytherin of Harry. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eriwren 2010-03-25 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	What a lovely way to start my morning! I meant to read this yesterday but kept putting it off to work... I know, why right? I got for work this morning, sat at my computer (I am lucky enough to work from home) and opened this up... I love it. Super simple and straight forward. Almost as good as coffee! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	countesszero 2010-03-26 02:17 am UTC (link)
	teeeeheeeeeheeee! its good to know that severus can follow written commands! maybe the third shirt could say " wear a pink bunny costume" :D (Reply to this)

	ex_kuro333 2010-03-27 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	huh... Slytherin of you Harry, very, very slytherin... wonder if he would wear a 'bite me' on his boxers... (on the back side, obviously) (Reply to this)

	sweetmelodykiss 2010-04-18 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm really glad Snape followed the instructions to the letter. g Excellent! (Reply to this)