All the while reading this, I kept thinking: This is magic! Love *is* magic! But nothing can even *touch* magic! This... cannot be. ;_;
Then I read the last line... *scrunches up the browser tab in fist and scowls* Hate this. Hate it all. Who needs V.D., anyway? Ugh. Bunch of red-rosed, romantic gibberish that it is! >_<