XD LOL I have totally read this the other way first - as in, condemned by Snape in that... >_< "No way in h-ll are we staying there, POTTER!!!!" Then I got the 'true' meaning! AND ROFL'ing. XD Puns are always good. Especially in drabbles. 'Cuz, y'know, what else is there? It's only 100 words! :3
The second one I LOVEloveLOVE! For the insinuation! And on that highly pleasant note, =), the tally is in, and the second drabble did it: *goes to add to Memories* =)