OMG! This is so great! There were so many moments that made me nearly die with laughter.
Here's a few of my favorites:
~“Shut up, Spawn!” James hissed furiously.
“Whatever, Monster.”~
I love how the nicknames stayed! XD
~Albus gave his father a withering look. “That’s what lists are for, Daddy. To check and double check so you needn’t behave in such a boorish manner.” He looked to Severus for validation, sitting up straighter with a grin when the older man gave him a pleased smile.~
Ha! Severus' little Slytherin! So cute!
~“Dead men are exempt from social gatherings. Monster, do not roll your eyes at me.”
“I wasn’t!” he protested immediately. Severus arched an eyebrow and stared him down. James caved. “It’s just that sooner or later you’re going to realize that you’re not dead.”~