I adored this, absolutely adored it. I love your Severus and the way he kidnapped Harry and his boys was wonderful. I do feel a tad sorry for Ginny - but so did Severus, in the end, so I'm in good company! I love wit in this too, Severus' names for the boys were wonderful, Monster and Spawn, and his love for 'his' family shines out brightly.
Loved some of your headings 'When life gives you lemons… mix the juice with baking soda and use it to remove stains. Made me lol! You are as witty as ever, sweetheart.