This is very cute even though it isn't a pairing I usually read. I love the questions you had them ask in the "I never" game. Very creative.
The only bit that was a little much for me was the declaration of unending love after such a short time of knowing the other even liked men... although one does get soppy and emotional when drunk (and get tattoos they are a bit sorry for later when drunk sometimes...)
It was entertaining and funny. I am quite glad I pushed passed my bias of what pairings I read and read this anyway... Thanks for sharing it!