What an ironic smack for the Warnings Debate! And well done, darling, for having the last word on it.
Do readers really want to be cossetted and wrapped in cotton wool? Perhaps these delicate souls should be handed a piece of parchment at birth, warning the wee babe that life will contain: certain angst; aspects of humiliation; crying; scraped knees and broken hearts; betrayal; bottoming; sexual situations; peer abuse; and every other point of life.
I do hope this gets a wider audience than here, then perhaps it will make people think twice before complaining that some particular -- and surious -- warning was missed by an author.
Let's have our imaginations revel in mystery and keep the summary for the Summary, girls.