First, I'm so impressed that you manage all the prompts! Second, your Winky... OMG she is so awesomly funny! All the appealatives, they made me laugh to tears! And the end? Well, I did expect the saccharine ending with Potter, but I guess Severus is right. This is him, after all and when did he get what he wanted? Clever, oh! so funny and a pleasure to read. Well done!