|A thing named id in a bottomless pit (akatnamedeaster) wrote in severus_sighs,|
@ 2012-12-24 11:53:00
|Entry tags:||drawble, ficlet, member: someoldcat, rating: pg-13|
Sketch and ficlet: Inadvisable Wand Play (pg. 8)
And in the end.
"Come off it, after what I had to do to you it's a bit late to be embarrassed in front of me, don't you think?"
"Oh stop, you're going to put those to good use and you know it. Don't pretend to be offended, I know better you pervy little git. I expect you'll be at it first opportunity"
"Actually, I was thinking if we don't have anything to do for a couple of hours..."
"We don't, I don't have to be at Harry's place until 5:30. Speaking of which, can you come with me this time? It is Christmas after all."
"Please Severus, don't make me go stag again. Everyone's going to start thinking our marriage is a figment of my imagination. Please..."
"Very well, but we're not staying long."
"Just supper and then we go, all right?"
"We'll just stay for coffee, maybe some pie and then we're out."
"Just a card game or two and we're history..."
"I'm already regretting saying yes to this."
"Come on, pie and the chance to utterly destroy Harry at cards? I would think you would jump at the opportunity."
"The things I do for you, I hope you realize how lucky you are."
"Oh yes, I'm well aware of what a tremendous sacrifice this is for you love and if you could do more than scowl at everyone I'd be eternally grateful. Oh and would you mind wearing the robes you got this morning? I'd really like to see you in them."
*chuckle* "I'll wear the robes if you'll wear that thing with the fuzzy tail on on the end of it for me. Very fitting for you, considering all those rabbits you've chased."
"I am NOT wearing a bum plug to my godson's house you cretin."
"No you imbecile! I meant now."
"I see. Eager to play with your new toys little boy?"
"Indeed and in the spirit of the day I'd like to umm, share them."
"Well, who am I to refuse such a generous offer?"
"Come, lets go work up an appetite for breakfast."
"Oh right, I'm only 6 am, didn't realize you had gotten me up so early." *shakes head* "You really are like a little boy sometimes. A very naughty little boy...lucky me."