Quick and Dirty "Do something for Halloween" challenge <333
All,
Ok. Halloween is exactly ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!! *cheers*
So, since this weekend everyone is going to be attending parties, getting drunk, laughing at all their drunk friends at parties, shepherding children to and fro, convincing ourselves not to snack on the pre-purchased Halloween candy, and carving pumpkins, it is the PERFECT time to do a quick and dirty Halloween ... thing. #ponders What should we call this?
#Halloweenishness!!!!
(Yes, snow, my vocabulary exists JUST to suck all the happiness from your soul. #truth)
From 100 words to whatever, sketchy art (I WILL DRAW STICK FIGURES!!<333 Oh, God, someone tell me no). to full blown illustrations. We don’t care. So long as #Halloweenishness is going on, let your freak flag fly! #word
These do not have to be involved, as we are going for QUICK AND DIRTY #HALLOWEENISHNESS HERE!
Talk about how Severus abhors the idea of costumes, and generally charms them into something he deems more... appropriate.
Maybe the best part of Halloween is the scent of pumpkin seeds baking.
Then again, the veil between the worlds is thinnest at Halloween, so maybe Severus likes to celebrate by fucking his chosen partner at midnight in the hopes that those who have gone before will be raging over him sleeping with so-and-so and Severus will be all, “who has the last laugh now, huh? That’s right! #suckit.”
Or maybe you need to vent a little Real Life, hmm??? Is your family visiting and you find yourself gnashing your teeth and chanting, “I WILL NOT BREAK THIS PLATE OVER MY MOTHER’S HEAD!” ...Well, first off, don’t actually break it over her head. #badidea But then WRITE about it.
Maybe Severus is living with Hermione and she is all, “I am smart and capable. I can meld my magical family with my muggle family without turning my Uncle Ernie into a lobster and cooking him for dinner. Yes, I can.”
And Severus is all “Are you soliloquizing, or do you actually expect me to talk you out of this act?”
Or, oooooohhhh, maybe there is a #Zombie outbreak and since you don’t want to write #ZombiePorn for Roo because you like it when she is a sad, sad wench *tear* You throw Severus in bed with his chosen partner and they wait out the crisis by listening to the wireless and having sex all weekend.
Hahahaha - Maybe there is a BABY involved! Baby’s first Halloween and all that jazz. So you have this chubby-cheeked kiddo stuffed into a costume, glaring at everyone while they coo at him. And Severus is standing back in the corner smirking, because he knows his child, and the first person to pick the baby up will be vomited upon.
What about Halloween/Samhain rites? Dancing around the fire, sex under the stars. #happyHalloween
OR!! Passing out candy to kiddos, and Severus gives them wizarding candy because he is annoyed at being delegated the task or wants to get a certain Auror’s attention? What says Halloween more than rushing your kiddo to the hospital with a hole in their tongue, or having to transfer said child to St. Mungo’s and Obliviate the Muggles before going to bitch out Severus?
Just HAVE FUN!
More people tend to participate when it is the mods uploading, so feel free to send the mod account (severus.sighs@gmail.com) your work of “art” on Sunday or Monday.
Or, since Halloween is Wednesday, feel free to post to the site Tuesday - Thursday with whatever you want.
Your friendly neighborhood psychopathic mods will be happy either way!