Kink Night 2012 - A rose by any other name... Author:kayakaari Title: A rose by any other name... Rating: T? Pairing: Snarry Warning: rambling, smelly thoughts? A/N: No beta, not even spellcheck, sorry. Also, Roo threw up a title since she is awesome, and if Ari doesn't like it, she should tell her and it will be changed :P Yeah for 3rd person ramblings in an A/N *g*
A rose by any other name
Harry squirmed under the piercing black gaze, thanking Merlin and Hermione that he had finally seen the wisdom of learning Occlumency.
"You plan to court me? Me, Severus Snape? Because you desire me?" Snape asked dubiously.
Harry swallowed audibly. "Yes."
Harry knew his lust was visible on his face, probably shining from his eyes like a Lumos. He might have learned Occlumency but he hadn't become a pro at it- he could block a Legilimens or he could mask his face/emotions but he couldn't do both at the same time.
"Why?"
Harry considered playing dumb but that wouldn't get him into Snape's arms. He also couldn't tell the truth. Definitely not. Maybe. No, probably not. Probably, definitely not.
"I...I find myself v-very much attracted to you..." Harry whispered his reply.
Did Severus know how he smelled? No matter how sharp his sense of smell, how large his nose, surely the man had simply gotten used to his own odour. It was obvious that Severus had never cared much for his personal hygiene but without Albus' intervention, the situation had become dire. He rarely took a bath or shower and removed his heavy layers of robes even less frequently. Robes which he wore at least 18 hours a day, at least 5 days a week.
No one said anything to the Slytherin hero's face but instead had perfected casting discrete charms to protect themselves from the stench.
Everyone except Harry. Oh, he knew the spells well enough, he just chose not to use them.
Harry's little kink started after the war as an Auror hunting rogue death eaters. He and his colleagues regularly spent weeks undercover in shady slums. Without someone like Hermione using laundering spells on their clothes or reminding them of deodorizing spells, however, they usually stank.
For Harry, this period marked his discovery that he was attracted to men which became indistinguishable from his attraction to male pong. Or perhaps merely inseparable. Whatever the reason, Harry was only attracted to sweaty men, stinky men... To his unending shame, he'd practised his Occlumency most often when trying to keep from visibly lusting after the filthiest criminals they arrested. It wasn't their crimes- he shunned their darkness- no, it was their arousing stench that made him weak.
He'd eventually lost all interest in women with their sweet perfumes and clean fresh scents. But he felt nothing for any man who showered regularly. His libido had died a shameful death. Harry had given hope of having a sex life until he was seated next to Severus at a Post-War ceremony. Snape's greasy hair reeked and his robes were a foul potpourri of stale sweat, potions ingredients and, Harry was sure, stale piss.
In the months since, Harry found every reason to stand as close to the man as possible, struggling to hide his lust. With every waft of Snape-stink, Harry's cock would fill and his mouth would water, even as his eyes teared up, desperately trying to protect themselves from the abomination his libido craved.
Harry wanted, no needed, to bury his nose in the black robes, lick what was surely a filthy, earthy trail from Snape's balls to his puckering anus. His mouth watered as his imagined sucking down on Snape's cock, swallowing the bitter come.
"You are a sick, sick man, Harry Potter," Snape said, bemused. He considered stepping away from the younger man to watch him fall flat on his face. "Have you nothing to say for yourself? Potter? Potter!"
Harry snapped to attention, appalled to discover that he was all but lying on Snape and loudly sniffing.
"S-sorry."
Snape shrugged and opened the door to his personal rooms in invitation. "You may be sick in the head, Potter, but who am I to complain? I've never been anyone's kink before."