|webmistresses (webmistresses) wrote in severus_sighs,|
@ 2012-02-16 08:53:00
|Entry tags:||event: anti-valentine's day 2012, fic, member: stormypups, pairing: severus/harry, rating: pg|
Cupid, Draw Back Your Bow... by stormypups
Title: Cupid, Draw Back Your Bow (and shove it up your arse!)
Pairing: Severus/Harry Potter - pre-slash
Word Count: Approx 1650
Warnings: Humor and Cranky Snape, (sad lack of sex)
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Snape has Cupid locked up in a cage in the Potions Lab. This can’t possibly end well.
A/N: Okay, so I mostly amused myself with this one, hope you’re amused as well. Thanks to faynia and beatlejessie for their Beta work. Any other mistakes are my own because I fiddled a little.
It wasn’t until nearly ten o’clock in the morning that anyone noticed anything was amiss. Reports started coming into the home office the Cupid had disappeared. Nobody had seen the Cherub since nine o’clock in the vicinity of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now, he could just be enjoying himself, a whole school full of hormonal students just looking for love, so nobody really began to panic until noon, when he was due for the office lunch party. A group was then dispatched to Hogwarts to see what had happened to Cupid!