Oy! Poor cupid! First Teeny Nagini almost turns him into a snack (for the record, Nagini is still quite a greedy snake! Cupid's more than twice her size!). Then Snape lectures the poor cherub and all but shoots the messenger. Then he barely escapes intact amid flying buttons and lusty angry sex! No wonder the poor dude is re-thinking his career! Lol
If this was the entry you almost didn't finish, I'm happy you did! If it's not, I look forward to the next!