I laughed out loud several times while reading this but I almost choked with:
Her brow suddenly furled and she turned toward Ron, hands on her hips. “Wait! That last one wasn’t in those memories! How do you know…?”
“Never mind.”
Though Ron crossing his legs at the kiss of life was pretty good too... Oh and Nagini's tooth skittering across the floor... and imagining Severus with those copper ring necks... And Severus claiming he wanked to green eyes and got mixed up between Lily and Harry and... Okay, I just laughed a lot in this, okay?