See, now that's the kind of crack I'm talking about! The Author's Notes are at least as funny as the story itself, and, although I certainly don't know what I like best, this is definitely in there:
"Harry—that’s not breathing. That’s kissing."
And I also feel like my demographic has finally, finally been represented in Reviving Severus *sighs*. A wonderful bit of reviving to wake up to after a night spent tossing on my kid's bed at someone's suggestion. ;)