Heh, well it's certainly darker humor. I appear to be a bit out of touch with the group as my memory was that darker fic was more the norm per LD7 and white cotton or I'd have whipped up something less, well. ;D Then again, perhaps not. The muse does what it likes.
And I'm with you about 'bag of hair'. That bit wasn't intentional, but now that you mentioned it, that's pretty much where my went as well.