Happy Birthday, Shoebox Title: A shoebox Limerick Author: WhiteCotton Rating: G Word Count: 100 A/N: For shoebox, on her birthday. Disclaimer: Half is JKR's, the other belong to Mr and Mrs shoebox.
There was a young woman called shoebox, Whose birthday was spent with the drag’npox. Sent to bed with a potion, She had a good notion, And stripped of all but her bed-socks.
Making sure she would look her fairest (Despite the green spots on her barest ) She struck her best pose, Right down to woolly toes, And waited for Sev’rus to man’fest.
When finally this side of the door - His eyes wide and face slack at the jaw - His robes he did shed, Then leapt on the bed, And her birthday was cel’brated with “more!”