Hahahahaha! *dies on floor laughing* Oh, that's brilliant! I can just see the entire wedding arrangements being inappropriate:
Wedding coordinator: "Now, about location ... just in front of the Whomping Willow would make a lovely outdoor venue with the reception following in the garden outside the Shrieking Shack ...."
Headline from Daily Prophet next day: Wedding Coordinator Dies in Freak Hexing Accident!