PROFILE OF SEVERUS SNAPE Title: PROFILE OF SEVERUS SNAPE Author:starduchess Pairing: none Rating: G Word Count: 500 characters exactly + header and footer Warnings: none Summary: Severus writes his profile for an on-line Wizarding dating service.
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Potions Master, War Hero, Dark Arts Defence Teacher. Articulate with a refined palate. Reveres exactness, punctuality and attention to details. Enjoys research and other expressions of mental acuity. Loves dark chocolate, classical music, opera; abhors pop culture. Does not tolerate fools. Passionate, intense, self-sacrificing and loves obsessively. Seeking SMW or SFW Slytherin/Ravenclaw with superb intellect and mutual interests for conjugal relationship. Formal black robes a must. No dunderhea