You missed a warning 'Not Safe for Work or anywhere public really'. I was laughing out loud so often I was getting funny looks.
Which may also have been provoked by the constant 'face-palming'. Those two are terrors with a little power. Harry because he's clearly ADHD and should never have been allowed to touch the arrows and Severus was simply no help! He encouraged Harry's idle hands problem!
I really loved it when he started handing out business cards! So hilarious!
And as if this fic wasn't nutty enough, you add a dash of lunacy Luna style! Ah well, at least she got Severus jealous! Cupid should make Albus help with the paperwork. What was he thinking, putting cupid at THEIR mercy? Plus, the meddlesome old fool, they were already doing quite well thankyouverymuch!