Didn't I write it in the first fic? *squints suspiciously* Now I must check.
No worries, love. You know how much I enjoy hanging out with you. And writing porn is so much more fun when we do it together.
HURRAY FOR PORN!!
*cue PORN commercial*
PORN. It comes in all shapes and sizes. Don't fret, I'm sure we'll find the just the right PORN for you. And the best part is, you don't have to enjoy PORN alone. You can PORN with all your friends, too!