*has visions of church attempting to wean Data off porn*
Data - "But I do not understand. Sexual congress is perfectly legal between consenting adults yet watching or reading about it is wrong? Killing people is both a crime and a sin yet these so-called 'thriller' and 'war' and 'horror' movies are permitted? Severus? Can you explain this?"
Snape - *hexes vicar from doorstep and indicates bedroom door with raised eyebrow.*